Poop Rules

    This is an ongoing compilation of all known poop poems in the universe.  Poop poems, or pooems, written prior to april 2005 have been reproduced from the recesses of the authors' memories.(Note: 2001-2002 stash recovered.)  All others were transcribed from high-security golden poop poem notebooks of divine origin which only the authors can translate from the ancient, cryptic runes in which they are written.  Like Joseph Smith's golden plates.  This document is very much haunted.  Use at your own risk.

    Poop haikus, or haipoos, are written in a rather poopish shade of green.  All others will  be written in a rather poopish shade of black. 

    And always be good to your fellow man, for, as we all know, there are but two rules when it comes to poop poems; they're always three lines, and they're usually about poop.