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I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this poo I wish tonight. - Brett
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Pee Poo Paste | dropped off on 2005-10-09 | Share a PooGram

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Push push push it out, make it go plop plop
if you push too hard it will never stop
"AWW that's a big one" - Poop Mcgurthy
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Doozie | dropped off on 2008-07-19 | Share a PooGram
its hot
i want to take a shit
im sweating - gabriela
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Deep Poop | dropped off on 2008-07-01 | Share a PooGram
ow! constipation
sit down
one hour - gabriela
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Too Much Information | dropped off on 2008-07-01 | Share a PooGram
poop is brown
it stinks like shit
it hurts - gabriela
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None | dropped off on 2008-07-01 | Share a PooGram
Rediscover
Amnesia
For the first time. - Wyatt Pee
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The Annals of Poop | dropped off on 2008-06-27 | Share a PooGram
I like the kind of woman
Who can manhandle my poop
And massage my innards by hand. - Wyatt Pee
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Mistletoe | dropped off on 2008-06-27 | Share a PooGram
This song has thought it best for all involved
That it should remain unsung
But not unheard. - Wyatt Pee
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Poop Lore | dropped off on 2008-06-26 | Share a PooGram
poopy,poopy,dumpy,lumpy,will sudenlly come out of your rumpy,
push and push and a little turd will peek out you will be suprised how scary that little worm thingy will be,
All thought you will be suprised because it will come out to be a celeberty!!! - Kourtney
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The Poo in Review | dropped off on 2008-06-16 | Share a PooGram
Why must you always take on me
When you could just as easily
Take me on. - Wyatt Pee
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Resurrected, Then Killed Again | dropped off on 2008-06-14 | Share a PooGram
No syringe in the world
Could inject humor
Into this situation. - Wyatt Pee
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Your Place or Mine? | dropped off on 2008-06-14 | Share a PooGram