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Loving without a cause
I like to lick my paws
And if you disagree, I will drink some TEA! - Mabelina
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Gentle Poo | dropped off on 2008-04-10 | Share a PooGram

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POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
That's all for now, bye! - NoName(=
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Hai poo | dropped off on 2008-05-10 | Share a PooGram
Oh crap! I just pooped.
It really stinks, but who cares?
I'll do it again. - NoName(=
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Hai poo | dropped off on 2008-05-10 | Share a PooGram
Don't worry yourself
So what if they hear the sound?
Everybody poops.. - Poops McGee
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Hai poo | dropped off on 2008-05-10 | Share a PooGram
i love poop
i hate poop
i eat poop - Dane Young
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Burns the Eye | dropped off on 2008-05-09 | Share a PooGram
oh burgundy stool
epicurean wisdom
infused in water - commissionerheavy
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None | dropped off on 2008-05-04 | Share a PooGram
Boy, it hurt at first
Then I opened up and released
Waste sliding to water. - corbanova
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Hai poo | dropped off on 2008-05-01 | Share a PooGram
No matter the market, bull or bear
Poop is always a winner
So call your broker and buy a share, then you can eat it for dinner - oday
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Burns the Eye | dropped off on 2008-04-17 | Share a PooGram
I am dreadfully rueful to declare that my terminology is overwhelmingly astounding.
It is, to a great extent, in good health, much more enhanced than yours will relentlessly subsist to present its lined verse-ness to ever be!
Therefore, it is necessary that you depart at this juncture to consume excrement! - Intellectual
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Burns the Eye | dropped off on 2008-04-14 | Share a PooGram
Greetings! As you can observe, my clandestine distinctiveness has been perceived. I am intolerably repentant to articulate that my central processing unit has been erratic
So I despondently inserted my poetry more than the adequate quantity of times I express regret. For now you can discern that I may well sound exceptionally erudite But
Am very insensible to veracity. I am furthermore aware to the fact that I should not insert the identical fixation thus many countless times as a devoid of my general wisdom. - Intellectual
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Scientific | dropped off on 2008-04-14 | Share a PooGram
Regrettably I have firmed to operate as a manner of an uncanny, misplaced, ghastly depraver, as you all so desire to benefit from. Now I am capable of typing an entirely
ineffectual subsection of illiterate poetry. How ebullient!
So if you will, I beseech of you to please inscribe some lined verse that essentially constructs intellect on this sordid matter you tend to be keen on to produce. Thank you! - Intellectual
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Philosophy | dropped off on 2008-04-14 | Share a PooGram